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Apropos of nothing, here is a list of song titles you will never hear:

• “I Love You So Much (I Shat Myself)”
• “Bacon Me All Over”
• “Once, Twice, Three Times a Single Bit Memory Error”
• “I Heart Urinal Cake”
• “The Eva Braun Blues”
• “I Want To Taste Your Kidneys”
• “You Broke My Heart (And Also My Penis)”
• “Roll That Fattie In Flour”
• “I Stapled Our Hands Together”
• “That Pain In Your Heart Is Probably An Infarction”
• “I’m Bleeding Everywhere”
• “Drinkin’ Drano With Art Linkletter Again”
• “My Heart Belongs To Kissinger”
• “Our Love Is Like Fish Entrails”
• “Grease Me Up, Grandpa (That Dog Won’t Milk Itself)”
• “Upperdeckin’ The John For Jesus”