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I find this hilarious. This is the current picture that’s up on the website for Concord Mall:

As someone who works roughly 1/4 mile from the Concord Mall, I’d like to ask: where in the hell was that picture taken? It certainly wasn’t at the mall. It wasn’t anywhere NEAR the mall. Believe me when I say this: this is the nicest bench in the mall. (Click to embiggen.)