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Kanye says “sorry.” Er, wait, that’s: “SORRY!!!11!!!”

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM.

GOOD START, KANYE!

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!!

Oh, if only I had known you were a fan of pop culture! I wouldn’t have immediately said to my wife, “Wow, Kanye’s a megadouche.” Fans of pop culture are allowed to be megadouches. (I have it from reliable authorities that Glenn Beck has every issue of Rolling Stone in hermetically sealed bags, and once kidnapped Justin Timberlake for a weekend to milk his tears for a “Timberlini.”)

Nice try, Kanye, you’re still King Schmuck.