Wow. The Penny Arcade guys got into quite the argument yesterday (warning: Naughty Words) on the topic of guys taking classes to learn how to manipulate women. At one point Gabe is accused of molesting unconscious women, to which he basically responds that it was “Asleep Style” sex, which is totally different.
Bill Simmons went to the National Sports Collectors Convention (NatSpoColCon?) and saw some crazy stuff, as well as spent a lot of money:
A whoopin’!

Sandy Koufax’s high school yearbook:

I don’t know what this is, but I’m scared of it.

Getting a late start today. Sorry about that. Speaking of sorry, we have this item from RegretTheError.com:

Do you read The West Virginia Surf Report? You should. It can be a little NSFW from time to time, but consistently high-lair-e-us. The author thereof, Jeff Kay, has produced a boss little e-book that you absolutely must read: A Convenience Story! Enjoy that.
I have found a new comic that you should read: Girls With Slingshots! Like all good webcomics, you need to start at the beginning and read through. Here’s an amusing one to whet your appetite:

I honestly don’t know if this is good or bad. Luckily, it’s funny.

(Sorry for minimal posting; home inspection today. Everything looks good! We appear to be GO FOR HOUSE.)
Penny Arcade on the subject of Mixed Martial Arts:

I can honestly say I never had an Atari 2600, and therefore I never played Adventure. Thank God for the internets! Although I can’t defeat that last bloody duck.
UPDATE: I beat that last bloody duck. Woooooo