matthearn.com

Well, duh:

(graphjam.com)

So dumb, and yet so hilarious.

It’s a pity they sold out of these, because they are awesome. It’s a vinyl stick-on for your mac that enlivens the apfel:

There’s other cool stuff. I wish I hadn’t spent all my money on a house.

You likey the comics? You like puns? Enjoy.

Man, am I glad I’m not single. This would absolutely be a problem.

I don’t have that app (looking for it now), but I do have “iPity,” which is an app that shouts quotes from B.A. Baracas, as played by the inimitable Mr. T. Could you go on a date with a man who has an app like this?

I love this, courtesy my homey xtingu:

In case I’d forgotten to show you before this, it is vitally important that you start reading Basic Instructions. Example:

Good ol’ Barney Frank:

My question is, why aren’t more politicians reacting this way? They keep trying to have civil conversations with people who are clearly there to disrupt debate, and they try to actually engage them. I used to think that the PR hit they’d take from having these people thrown out would be bad, but let’s face it the only people who would care are on Fox News, and they’re not going to support a “leftist” agenda anyway. In fact, a savvy politician like Barney Frank might make their heads explode.

Oh, Dilbert. You will always have my heart.

This cat is much smarter and far more fit than any of mine: