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New auto-tuning of the news! I am excited. Really! Feel my nipples!

A couple questions surprised me! I did get one lucky guess.

Why am I posting pointless stuff? Because as busy as yesterday was, today is even crazier. Look forward to more dreck from matthearn.com!

(Oops: forgot the tip-o-teh-hatz0rz to the Honest Hypocrite, who got the same quiz score as I and is therefore my equal in Moe Szyslak knowledge.)

Things are insanely busy at the moment; I’m working from home while a guy repairs our HVAC system which had asplode. In the meantime, here is a picture of pretty ladies.

Here’s something scary, for those of us who steadfastly refuse to name our children to match the current lame trends.

A study by David Kalist (also registered at IDEAS) and Daniel Lee of Shippensburg University seems to indicate that unusual or uncommon names are correlated with increases in juvenile delinquency.

Eek. I ain’t wanna be visitin’ my kids in Juvie, yo! There’s even a graph:

“Josephine” was only the 208th most popular girl name last year! I’m in trouble. Charles was 63rd; maybe he’ll keep her out of trouble.

Today’s another crazy day (again, details to come later), so posting may be a bit spare; let’s start the day the way I always should but for various technical and legal reasons cannot: with Mr. Carlos Ray Norris.

You know what’s messed up? Chucky up there is nearly 70 years old. I was like whaaaaaaaaaaa?

Man, I like guns. And I certainly enjoy watermelon. But I…I just don’t know. (AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com)

You a sports fan? A real sports fan? Then here are some links for you, real sports fan.

• Pietersen! Ponting! It’s The Ashes on CricInfo.com!


• If you enjoy riding at 50mph down a hill on a bicycle with tires the width of an orangutan’s schlong, le Tour de France (link goes to English page) is for you. The race is great; if you want to go, but can’t afford to, just make your way there and then sell a couple of pints of blood to the racers. Result!

The past couple days have been insane; details about that to come later. Meanwhile, hilarity!

Parable of the Lost Keys

This is just acres and acres of WIN. Bad Michael Jackson Tattoos. Great example:

Pretty good article on the demise of the Three Little Bakers Dinner Theater. I’d seen a bunch of shows there, particularly with friends appearing therein. I knew it had gone out of business, but was surprised to find out they’ve actually knocked the theater down and are building some kind of medical complex there. Tough loss.