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Can somebody explain to me this new thing where all the ladies are getting their noses pierced? It started at as something you’d see amongst the hard core body decorators, or among certain ethnic groups as a cultural or religious thing, but now I’m seeing just every day skanks showing up with rhinestones jabbed into their schnozzes. I don’t get it. Is it just me? Bueller?

I guess that’s really all I have to ask. I was going to talk about the Gaza Strip, but I don’t have anything to say that hasn’t already been said, and also I’m so distracted by American Idol that I haven’t the words.