matthearn.com

In my never-ending quest to be exactly 4 years behind my peers, technologically, I finally got an iPod. For a long time I maintained that any music player was as good as another, and in fact convinced my wife a few years ago to buy me a little 256MB player that held 70 or 80 songs and was very small and compact and handy. It had some downsides, though: it used a single AAA battery, which it would burn through in about 45 minutes; it was nearly impossible to control the volume easily, which probably took a few hertz off of my audible range; and also it required a proprietary USB cable which I immediately lost, so the songs that were on it were gonna stay on it, which is unacceptable as long as Justin Timberlake keeps releasing albums.

So anyway, I put an iPod nano on my Amazon.com wishlist a while back, and managed to update it to the new video version long enough before Xmas that HW bought me one. It’s simply fantastic. It’s like a monolith, and it has changed me from a raving caveman into a hip Seattle-style intellectual. (Sorry, I just read 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time.)

Don’t worry, this isn’t going to turn into some kind of indie band blog, ’cause let’s face it: 99.9% of indie bands are independent of the major labels because they suck Donkey Kong.

Anyway, a few thoughts on the iPod nano:

• It is ridiculously small. Seriously, I look at it and marvel at what science can do. It’s about the size of 3 credit cards stuck together, and holds 8 freaking gigabytes of data, be it mp3s, videos, photos, or even games. Note: playing games on an iPod is kinda sucky.
• I had never really gotten into the whole “podcast” thing, because without an actual iPod I could only listen to them on my computer, and if I’m sitting in front of my computer I’m undoubtedly reading something or playing a game, and can’t concentrate on the voices in my ear. Having an iPod changes everything; I download podcasts and listen to them in my car, which is fantastic because the average podcast is roughly 25-30 minutes, and it takes me 25-30 minutes to get from where I work to Sarah’s parents’ house to pick up Charles. So awesome.
• Perhaps it’s just the shape of my lobes, but the earbuds just won’t stay in my ear very well. It’s not a problem if I’m just sitting at my desk listening to tunes, but I can’t imagine jogging with them. I think my ears are just too big. They make decent headphones that wrap around the ear (I have a pair I bought for my other mp3 player, although they’re kinda beat up now), but the iPod earbuds sound particularly good, and I don’t think a cheapy set would fit the bill. Some of my readers are enormous individuals who probably have iPods; how do you guys listen to your jams?

Also, since I’m always about 2 years behind on pop culture, HW and I are getting caught up on “Heroes,” which I think is the best network drama on TV. More about that later in the week.