I love our trash guys. They’ll haul away anything. If I were to die this instant, HW could haul my corpse to the curb and I’m pretty sure the trash guys would just throw me in the truck without a second thought.
That, my friends, is service.
Here is a list of the things that our trash guys have taken away:
- Trashbags full of gravel and cat feces, every week
- A large piece of unexplained concrete that I pulled out of my lawn
- Large pieces of concrete that I pulled out of my old patio that have rusty pieces of metal sticking out of them
- Two empty wood pallets
- Approximately 400 pounds of construction sand
- A freaking WASHING MACHINE
That last item I actually called the trash company to ask if I could arrange a special pickup. The lovely lady on the phone said, “Oh, just throw it out there, they’ll take it during the regular run.”
I love my mafia-owned trash company!
Oh, btw, if you’re having trouble getting to charleshearn.com, you aren’t alone. It’s misbehaving because the registrar can’t seem to get rid of the old nameservers. I don’t know why. I’m hoping it’ll clear up in a day or two.
NO FAIR. My trash guys won’t even take some twigs unless you wrap them up so that they don’t prick their delicate fingers.