OMG WTF XMAS IS S0 LIKE JUST 2 MONTHZ AWAY!!!!1!!!! LOL
As usual, I am stoked, and plan major decorations that can be seen from space. Also as usual, I will probably get a few lights up and spend too much money on presents. I love Christmas.
I’ve done some shopping, but of course I feel unbelievably behind. My main problem is that I never know what to get people. No one should have this problem with me, because I maintain a truly comprehensive Amazon wish list of stuff that I want. Since no one else bothers to do this, you’re all getting John Mayer CDs!
Haha! Just kidding. I’m sure you all already own all his CDs.
I need to come up with some fun stuff to get my wife. I’m pretty sure I know what big things to get her, but she and I have an annual competition in which I spend a lot of money, but still “lose” because in the end I give her like 2 pricey presents and she gives me roughly 3 dozen individually wrapped gifts, most of them fairly inexpensive, each of them unbelievably thoughtful and useful.
It’s also hard buying stuff for my parents, because if they want something, they go out and buy it. So I’m left with trying to find things for them that they wouldn’t be able to find themselves, which is increasingly difficult because of the internets and QVC. They’re both getting thong collections, I think.
I think what I’m going to do is just buy a bunch of presents for Charles, and let everybody open them. Not because he won’t be able to open them himself; I fully expect him to be able to open each one in turn and fling them at the cats.
