Here's a holla to all my bitches east side and west
Pimp and Ho and Johnny Chan, we all be tha best
Even tho' Johnny looks like a Beastie Boy
He rockin' all tha ladeez, they be all like "Oy!
Andy Wang got the sack to rock the mike hard!"
Mattie D. got boobies that feel like lard
Dougie R. with the hair on his head and his chest
Just like I said, niyya, we boyz be da best
Who knew I was such an accomplished rapper? Raise your hands! Higher!
TOUCH THE SKY!
Wait...what happened? I blacked out. Anyway, that's it for this batch of
pictures. I left out most of the truly recriminating stuff because the last
thing I need is some girl finding the pictures and being all "IT WAS HIM! THAT'S THE GUY THAT SLIPPED ME THOSE PILLS!"
Wait...what? Oh hell, nevermind.
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