You may have noticed the lack of a post yesterday; this was on purpose, because I wanted to leave Monday's post up as long as possible. The basic reasoning was that it was hilarious, and I wanted to make sure everybody saw it, since it got put up so late.

If you didn't find it hilarious, you need to slap yourself about the face, or perhaps rub butter on your chin and attempt to kiss a chicken. It was the bomb. Learn to accept it.

Today is a kind of linky day, true blog style. I think it's a good idea to share the brilliance of my fellow web-dwellers.

• Achewood.com - I dream like this a lot, too. Although the food isn't necessarily doing a jig, as much as it's trying to escape my gaping maw. But the general theme is the same.
• WMTW.com - Maine is a strange, strange place. I recommend it. Although I don't recommend sleeping with anyone while you're there.
• Stuff - OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW. ow.
• jellyslab.com, via slashdot - Are you geek enough to understand this? Sadly, I was. Very much so.
• Yahoo.com - Mmmm...nothing like the flavor of throwing up in your own mouth to improve your afternoon markedly. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't mind living in Phuket.
• Yahoo.com again - Bangladesh doesn't play around anymore. Seriously. You think this is bad, try buying crack from a policeman over there.

Now try to stay out of trouble, you crazy kids, until tomorrow. I'm not holding my breath for you.