So it's been four hours, and nothing has leapt into my miniature little brain. Seriously, I'm looking around my cubicle for things to write about, and if I don't come up with anything better by 5pm, there's a good chance you'll see a post on any of the following topics:

Inspirational, ain't it?

• Why I Still Have A Santa Claus Hat Atop My Computer Monitor, It Being Nearly 4 Months After Christmas (Or 8 Months Before, Depending On How You Look At It)
• A Comparison Of The Takeout Menus Of C.R. Wings And The Cleveland Avenue Sub Shop
• I Have A CD On My Desk From A Band Named "Snacks." I Feel That Snacks Is A Particularly Boring Name For A Band. Discuss. Also Suggest Alternate Crappy Names, Such As "Pretzel" Or Perhaps "The Donut Projekt"
• Why Am I Not Any More Productive Despite Having Two Functional And Two Broken Computers In My Cubicle?
• Why Do People I Don't Know Keep Walking By My Cubicle With Clipboards? Are They Noting Who's Actually Working And Who's Pretending To Work While Updating His Website? Do I Really Care?