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Thursday, March 17, 2005

I haven't posted, you may have noticed. I will be back next week, I swear. And I'll probably even be able to get rid of the Eagles logo which has had no bearing on anyone's life since early February.

Why I haven't posted:

CINDERELLA!!!

At Brandywine High School, 3/17-3/19 at 7pm, and a special matinee for the rugrats on Saturday 3/19 at 2pm! Tickets are $8 for adults and $5 for kids. Come one, come all! See the magical costumes! Observe the fantastic dancing (choreographed by the inimitable Hearnwife)! Watch The Hearn wave his arms frantically in an effort to keep the pit band at a consistent tempo!

Next week: updates on life in general, and Why Wendy's Sucks.

2 Comments:

Notorious J.U.B. said...

If you're going to Wendy's...

10:14 PM  
Anonymous said...

bleh. when i was in high school i boycotted wendy's after i bit my tongue in one of the resturants. i managed to not eat there for 2 years. i hate it when i bite my tongue!

1:18 AM  

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