In the vein of yesterday's political-type column, go take the World's Smallest Political Quiz and post your results! I scored rather highly Libertarian, although admittedly the test left out certain things like foreign policy and environmental policy, areas where the Libertarian party and I tend to, um, differ. Check check it OOOOOUUUUUTTTTTT.

And thanks to Brian "D-Train" Dellinger for the idea. He is a rad man.

Oh, and: Update on Hearn's Manbag Dilemma: I've decided a better solution is to simply wear sport coats wherever I go! I need to develop a collection of stylish jackets and thereby have many extra pockets for my wallet, my phone, my sunglasses, a coupla packs of condoms for when I go to Woody's . . . I mean . . . um . . . nevermind.