Woo! Man, did I get YOU guys! Hahahahahaha!

Okay, I apparently got NOBODY. Lesson learned: do all April Fool's jokes on October 13th or something. My boy Corey did a hell of better job with his gag, which was convincing everybody that the Harrington Theatre Arts Company was shutting its doors after 30 years.

Oh well. (Note that if young driver Matt Hearn did offer me a lapload of cash for my domain name, I'd sell in a heartbeat. Don't believe for a minute that just because I seem like such an ethical guy that I'm not, at heart, a gamey manwhore who'd sell his grandmother for 50 grand. (Just kidding, Gam-Gam!)) Hopefully I'll have time for a nice update this afternoon, but today's schedule is heavy:

• 11am: meeting.
• Noon: Run over to the Amy E. Dupont Building to see the Brandywine High Blazers (jazz band) play.
• 1pm: meeting until 3 FREAKING O'CLOCK.
• 5-7: drinking. Heavily.
• 7-whenever: Del A Cappella.
• Whenever-whenever: bowling.

I'll try and write my Atkins Diet column at some point, but no promises! I'm free all weekend, though, so you should expect a quality update (with pictures!) on Monday. Have a superb weekend.